Antis: JJ Abrams is going to fix everything that Rian Johnson messed up and make sure Reylo stays dead.
JJ Abrams: *refers to Rey as Cinderella and Kylo Ren as her dark prince in The Force Awakens commentary*

Trumped Up Trickled Down Economics
I LOVED TLJ
I’VE SEEN IT TWO TIMES
ADAM DRIVER IS HOT
EVERYONE IS GOOD LOOKING BUT ESPECIALLY ADAM DRIVER.
I LOVED IT.
THAT IS ALL HAVE A NICE DAY
I’m loving the thought of the force having this sick sense of humour and randomly connecting Rey and Kylo at the worst times. Like a shitty Siri.
Rey: so we’ve been[pronounced as ‘Ben’]-
Force: YOUR CALL HAS BEEN CONNECTED
Kylo: wtf
Rey: NO NOT ‘BEN’ I SAID ‘BEEN’!
Kylo: Fire the ray-
Force: YOUR CALL HAS BEEN CONNECTED
Kylo: NO WAIT-
Rey: I WAS TAKING A BATH YOU FUCKING
Kylo: ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
Kylo, getting off: Fuck, Rey-
Force: YOUR CALL HAS BEEN CONNECTED
Kylo and Rey: /scREAMING/
THE LAST ONE HAS ME CACKLING